“Jed, I think there is something wrong with Ant.”

“Oh yeah? What’s going on? Is he OK?”

“He’s OK, it’s just, he keeps playing with himself.”


“No, I mean, like every time I change his diaper, he reaches down and grabs it.”


“Every time. It’s weird, I’m worried he’s obsessed with it.”

“I don’t see the issue.”

“Listen, he keeps grabbing his wiener and pulling on it and stuff. And he laughs about it.”


“I’m being serious, you don’t think it is weird for him to grab at it so much?”


“But it’s all the time!”




“It’s weird, it would be weird if you just grabbed yourself and laughed every chance you got.”