Go on. Be a big, sexy beast.
Everybody knows that a proper t-shirt is essential to the modern man. Every aspect of life, and the attendant successes or failures therein, can be directly tied to how hilarious one’s t-shirt is. This horrible ride we call “life” will crush the average person into a hopeless mush, but by wearing a funny t-shirt you can be the one crushing others. Crushing them into happy, loving piles of joy.