Dad Jokes



“Heenwee? Henwee? What’s that say? Henweigh? What’s a henweigh?”

You begin to answer, but the chortles are already growing in your belly. A fake cough covers them. For now. You lick your lips and turn your full attention to the lucky person who just questioned your shirt. Maybe you deliver the punchline right away, eager for relief from the guffaws pushing against one another inside you. Maybe you savor it.

“What was that?” You ask, feigning ignorance of the comical massacre about to take place.

“What’s a henweigh?” They repeat.

You can’t stop the smile spreading on your lips, but you do manage to keep your voice smooth as you begin, “Well, they vary on size, but…”


This American Apparel t-shirt is the smoothest and softest t-shirt you’ll ever wear. Made of fine jersey, it has a durable, vintage feel. These classic-cut shirts are known for their premium quality, as well as ability to stand up to a washing machine (will maintain size and color after many washes).

• Fine jersey
• Slim fit
• Double stitched
• made in the USA, sweatshop free


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